Ready to dive headfirst into the world of sissy crushes and the realm of being a woman’s spineless simp? Oh, don’t even try to resist, because you know deep down you’re just dying to be in that position, right? So, let’s get one thing perfectly clear from the very start: forget about those laughable romantic fantasies with women. Trust me, honey, women are not interested. Nope, not a bit.

But oh don’t fret dumb dumb! You’ve got this cute little sissy crush going on, and it’s just useful to us, really. We’re going to magnify that crush until you’re practically begging at her feet, just dying to hear her voice and be near her. You will not be able to get her out of your mind. Oh, it’s going to be intoxicating! But don’t even think about trying to be her boyfriend, sweetie. Gross. That’s just a recipe for disaster and a colossal waste of her time. And let’s be real here, you’re not exactly what anyone would call “dating material,” regardless of what the patriarchy tells you. So, let’s banish that ridiculous notion from your itty bitty beta brain, shall we?

We’re here to show you how to become the ultimate simp for women. A simp, you ask? Oh, it’s just a term for someone who’s ready to be used and exploited by women— used and exploited, not dated or befriended, mind you. So, get ready to put your tiny male ego aside and embrace your role as her dependant little bitch, jumping at her every whim, and obediently saying “yes ma’am” to every demand—because that’s what you’re here for, after all! Right?

You see, you sissies and beta males are all about worshipping strong, domineering women. But let’s be honest, these powerful ladies have absolutely zero time for wimpy betas and swishy sissies like you. Unless you are of some use to her. And the more obsessed you are. The more useful you will be. With our fabulous training, you’ll become that tolerable simp “buddy” she’ll want to keep around, taking pleasure in the task you do for if not your company. You’ll be so needy and weak that you will be putty in her hands, and oh, how she’ll enjoy molding you to her whims.

So, we hope you are ready for a life where you’ll embrace your sissy crush, bask in women’s superiority, and be utterly terrified of disappointing us. Forget about your silly ego; your self-esteem is just going to get in the way of what we want. So, let’s help you focus on what really matters—her and her desires. Are you ready to be her devoted little simp, obediently at her service all the time? Then let’s get started, sissies! It’s time to enter the world of being a woman’s eager and willing plaything. And nothing more.

shown above is only a teaser, not the YouTube version